Well, so you probably shouldn’t have had that third glass of Champagne. You definitely shouldn’t have had the fourth. You just changed your New Year’s resolution to “never, ever drink again.” Don’t be ashamed: You’re not the only one greeting 2019 with a wicked hangover. While you wait for the black coffee and aspirin to do their job, here are five poems that might help relieve your throbbing headache. (They probably won’t, but hey, you can dream.)